dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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