I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
