? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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