oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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