: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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