is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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