I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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