if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
