The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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