I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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