I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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