don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
