so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
