Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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