She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
