if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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