Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
why is half of my head shaved?
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