Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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