Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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