Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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