is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up under a house in Key West
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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