sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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