i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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