That's intense
her vagine was all disorganized.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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