fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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