everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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