:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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