There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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