It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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