I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
