How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I think people are normalizing furries
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
