Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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