Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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