My sheets look like a crime scene.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
