He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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