Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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