yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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