singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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