I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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