That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
All the doctor said was why
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
