I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The feeling are messing with the penis
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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