Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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