its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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