I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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