Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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