Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
