Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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