We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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