We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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