I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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