okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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