I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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